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thomas highschool is full of whores sluts bitch and rude trashy girls and ignorant guys that think this cute and cool and there not.... like SMT. thomas is a ghetto school. there known for thieves. dont go there! also the girls there are rude af! there's girls who suck dick get it up the butt and many more.... like theres this one girl that look like an avatar and she got nutted on by two guys in the face! ewwww dont go there.
girl : your a slut
other girl: your a rat

girl : throws a punch
other girl : beats her ass

THOMAS WORTHINGTON HIGHSCHOOL AND KNOWN FOR TRASHY GIRLS THAT THINK FIGHTINGS CUTE.
by tasha marton October 9, 2012
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Thomas Jefferson

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One of the strangest, most difficult, and most awesome schools around. Much of the population consists of nerds, dorks, and wannabe preps; however, social lives exist. Contains geniuses as well as stupid people who cheat themselves into the school. Stereotypes are not always true and are often supported by the students themselves.
Freshmen flocked to the swimming pool on the third floor on the first day of school.

She cried all day after asian-failing calculus. The B+ on her report card woudl surely lower her GPA.
by hello January 14, 2007
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Thomas Jefferson

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A great school filled with academically masochistic students. Offers many rigorous courses, such as Quantum Mechanics and Differential Equations. Includes a wealth of different students; yes, there are jocks and preps. Some of the most amazing teachers that exist teach there. Here are some common stereotypes about TJ:

1. They're all nerds.
There's nothing wrong with being a nerd. It just means that they'll end up being more successful than most people, that's all.

2. No one does drugs there.
Is that a bad thing?

3. Everyone's stuck-up.
And there aren't any of those people in your school? Obviously, there are some arrogant people, but most of the population is accepting and intelligent.

4. No one has a social life.
You don't go to the school.

5. You get like six hours of homework every day.
...only if you're a Junior.

6. Everyone's Asian.
Ok, so there are a lot of Asians in the school. Doesn't mean that people shun you just because you're in another ethnic group.

7. ...there's more, but I need to finish my French homework so I don't get screwed tomorrow.

Really, it gives you a good, solid foundation. Go there if you don't believe me.
1: Omg, liek every1s azn!!!!!!111111
2: Actually, most people are white, and Asians aren't to be feared. Unless you want them to be.

1: Thomas Jefferson sucks because you're all nerds.
2: Say that when I'm your boss fifteen years from now.
by vlyper September 16, 2008
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Thomas M. Cooley

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Thomas M. Cooley is a law school located in Lansing, Michigan. This school, being the largest law school in the United States, is notorious for its low standard of admissibility.
Eric did not do well on the LSAT so he went to Thomas M. Cooley.
by Eric Dick November 24, 2006
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Thomas Potter

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Don't pull a thomas potter on me dawg.
by Zappafrank November 1, 2011
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THOMAS TRANTHAM

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A short and stubby guy....who wont change no matter how bad his girlfriend wants him to and wants nothing but sex!!! He makes u laugh but can piss u off to and he dont get mad easily!! He says he will beat ur ass and as soon as he gets the chance to he never does cuzz hes chicken shit!!! Hes loud and stupid!! Hes idiotic!!! Hes a man-whore and lies usually!!!!!!!
All he wanted was sex and he wouldnt stop touching me and it made me feel so bad cuzz i didnt want it. He wassuch a freakin Thomas Trantham!!!
by LilSister5252 June 5, 2012
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thomas jefferson express

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when you take a week old cannoli, put it into your partner's ass hole (preferably if named Donny or Pauly), then place a candle or other instrument of a wax coat over sed asshole, light the candle and melt the wax to seal the flavor like Thomas Jefferson stamping one of his world famous letters.
Hey, I just hit a new milestone in my relationship with my girlfriend. Last night she gave me the Thomas Jefferson Express!

- Nice bro, #goals
by Pauly the brooklyn itilian February 15, 2018
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