Millerpedic pillow

A makeshift pillow, simply made out of an empty 40 oz. bottle of Miller High Life.

"Hey Sam, how'd you like sleeping on that Millerpedic pillow last night?"

Sam: "It was comfy..."

by SSamonymous March 7, 2017

Russian pillow fight

Two Russians are going at each other until they see their brother wants to join in.

Do you have any plans tonight

“Russian pillow fight”…

by Owen daddy May 10, 2025

Green Pillow

A big joint that knocks your ass out.

“I blazed a Green Pillow and I was in bed by eight!”

by Darth Highway September 15, 2018

pillows in the forest

When two gay men go out into the woods to have kinky sex

What are Tim and Johnny up to this weekend? I heard they're going to the state park for some pillows in the forest.

by RollingThunder November 22, 2016

Prison Pillow

Mullet Haircut

My blow mattress sprung a leak while I was camping last week, lucky I had my Prison Pillow as backup; slept like a baby.

by L. Hutz September 18, 2025

Pillow Statement

A similar type of conversation as a Blanket Statement, only this time it is not a statement at all and is instead an action where the one making the statement will suffocate (usually by a pillow) said person(s) being approached; A less broad statement than the Blanket Statement, but a stronger way to send a message.

Guy: Look, I'm sorry man, I just don't get it.
Girl: If you don't get how I'm feeling, how about I lay it out to you in a Pillow Statement.
Guy: The hell is a Pillow Statement. And, no thanks.
Girl: That wasn't a question.

by Gbunny81 July 22, 2022

Baby Pillow

I love you forever, also take a shower.

“Do you love me” says Person 1
“Baby Pillow” says person 2

by Ghshdhdudgdy January 20, 2022