tissues: four issues

Tissues and Issues is the platinum selling fifth studio album by the Welsh singer Charlotte, however the catch phrase denotes consolation for trying issues

Don't accept blow by blow, cheer up and blow up yer nose with tissues: four issues.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Four is an open door

This is used in the Australian universities, where a full mark is a 7 and 4 is a pass. Refers to a bunch of huslters who never watched a single lecture, winged an exam during the exam block, and walked out feeling relieved. 4 is an open door was a commonly used meme on Stalkerspaces where Anna and Hans from Frozen sing "Love is an open door". Hans is the evil prince Anna decided to settle after the first time she ever met a man.

Hey man, how was the exam?
It was crazy!
Crazy?

YOU:
All my life has been a series of doors in my face
And then this one… just slammed into my face

FRIEND, spoken:
I was thinking the same thing—'cause like—

I’ve been studyin' my whole life to earn that degree
And maybe it’s the caffeine talkin’ or the stress of week three

YOU & FRIEND:
But with you—(but with you, I haven’t watched a single lecture)
We found the strength to wing

And it’s nothing like I’ve ever known before—

Four is an open door
Four is an open door (door)
Four is an open door
With you (with you), with you (with you)
Life could be so much more...

FRIEND:
I mean, it’s wild...

YOU, spoken:
What?

YOU & FRIEND:
You and I were just meant to cram!

FRIEND, spoken:
That’s what I was gonna say!

YOU:
I’ve never met someone—

YOU & FRIEND:
Who panics just like me

Attacks! Attack again!

YOU & FRIEND:
Our mental synchronization
Comes straight from sleep deprivation

You and I were just meant to scrape by!

Say goodbye (say goodbye)
To the comfort of our beds
We don’t need to sleep anymore

Four is an open door
Four is an open door (door)
Life can be so much more
With you (with you), with you (with you)
Four is an open doooooor...

FRIEND, spoken:
Can I say something crazy?
Let’s just slay the pass.

YOU, spoken:
Can I say something even crazier?
I already spent my savings on a retake.

by donteatfish April 8, 2025

throwing up fours

if you throw up fours you think liv is the coolest person alive

im throwing up fours bc liv is so cool!!!

by ilikesunflowerseeds May 29, 2022

Four Faps

The Beatles were also called The Fab Four. This is a humorous play on that.

Yesterday I was listening to "Let It Be," by the Four Faps.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) August 9, 2019

Four ckenins

Four chickens spelt by a dyslexic person.

Person A: What the heck is four ckenins?
Person B: Four chickens but spelt by a dyslexic person.
Person A: why is it hot.

Person B: wtf

by Four_Spaces April 3, 2021

four fingers up

means u love brigida

“four fingers up if u love brigida”

by ahhhoioi October 17, 2022

The four eye duo

The 2 worst drivers in the world, who are girls , and they need glasses to see because they too Asian . One of them is a chill girl, the other girl is he biggest no sabo

Here comes The four eye duo

by Biggest tips fan August 12, 2025