Flapping

The act of masturbating with an uncircumcised penis.

Guy 1: Hey man where's Ethan at?

Guy 2: Dude he's totally in his bathroom flapping.

by RheulingKing September 14, 2016

Flapping

An idiot who is incessantly flapping there jaw at you or in your ear possibly spit coming out of the idiots mouth.

Meaning: Could you stop flapping in my ear man why can't you just shut the fuck up!

Stop flapping in my ear man! step back! give me some fucking space and shut the fuck up.

by BillLaRocco September 14, 2023

Flapping

To bail on a plan. Usually with a pitiful excuse. If the person does this often enough, they become the queen of flaps.

Also can use Flap

Jed - "Sorry, I know I said I'd come but I have a cold."

Sam - "You're flapping then?"

Jed - "No I just dont feel well.

Sam - "Dont flap man! It will be more boring."

Amanda - "This is the 5th time you've done this now Jed. You're becoming the queen of flaps."

Jed- "Fine I'll go."

by Jbot74 May 28, 2020

Flapping

Flapping. The act of farting laughing and peeing at the same time.

I was standing in the yard flapping.

by Smackit2003 January 29, 2019

owen flapping

where a white overweight man screams the nword at a black dog/cat while jumping up and down flaping their tits

i saw mitchel owen flapping over there.

by funnyman1112 March 10, 2022

fezzie flaps

A female with a wiffy down below after camping all weekend at a festival without having a shower other than using wet wipes

I need a shower when I get home I got fezzie flaps

by Fezzie flaps August 30, 2021

Dangity Flip-Flap

1. Oh look at the mishap which as occured.
2. Amazing how that happened.

1. Dangity flip-flap, I spilled my soda.
2. Dagity flip-flap, look how he jumped over that fence.

by Helmut & Jeff December 13, 2003