When a guy gets nervous that his girl’s period is on verge of happening. And he knows she has very harsh mood swings. You dead, bro.
by Master Rob Sauce August 30, 2022
by I J Margulieth February 08, 2021
Heard Andy went down on his girlfriend last night when she's on her period?
Ah it's fine mate, he's a period pirate
Ah it's fine mate, he's a period pirate
by Treyeful September 15, 2020
In a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend's monthly period.
Bro 1: Dude, she's been in Europe for 2 years and I'm going to visit her next week!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!
Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!
Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!
Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!
Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!
by 2nd week of the month Steve July 28, 2011
A phrase presumably used to mean "recent past." This is a phrase that has been around for a very long time (at least since the 1920's or 30's, probably longer) but is such an underwhelming turn of phrase that comes off as simultaneously pompous and pretentious, that in the year 2023 no one has yet bothered to even enter it into Wiktionary or any other online dictionary. So its time has come, and it is now being entered into one of the greatest dictionaries to grace humanity with its presence. :-)
Arnold Rimmer (character in the TV show Red Dwarf): "It happened in the past period."
Lister: "Past period!? Rimmer, English speakers don't speak like that."
Adapted from Red Dwarf episode "Balance of Power"
Lister: "Past period!? Rimmer, English speakers don't speak like that."
Adapted from Red Dwarf episode "Balance of Power"
by Grammar Trotskyist May 16, 2023
The period after intense esex or sexting when interest in esex or sexting has dwindled to near nothing. Akin to the physiological even of a refractory period, which is the human male's inability to acquire and maintain an erection for a period of time after orgasm.
After sexting with that hot bitch for a couple of hours last night i hit my efractory period, I had to give that shit a break.
by saraj2894 April 21, 2011
I was reading that "white boards were really remarkable" and the jestation period was at least a minute!
by ilookmarvlus January 17, 2021