thanksgiving 

the day given to the 4th Thursday in November fixed by the National Holiday Act in the late 19th century to commemorate the first settlers having survived the beginnings of their time in the new world and their superiority of the Native Peoples because if it ain't white, it ain't right. Even though the Native Peoples saved them from certain starvation.

Best time to think Native People are inferior as a Thanksgiving message.

thanksgiving by Old Wolf November 26, 2011

Thanksgiving 

A celebratory holiday in the USA that no one else outside the USA quite understands.

British Person: "So Thanksgiving is basically just another Christmas? Do you get presents?"

Irish Person: "What sort of holiday takes place on a Thursday?"

Australian person: What? You eat marshmallows at the same time as turkey?

Chinese person: Is this gigantic Snoopy balloon some sort of Thanksgiving spirit animal?

Thanksgiving by John Superman November 29, 2013

Arabian Thanksgiving 

On or around Thanksgiving day you ejactulate into a large turkey baster and shove it into a female's vagina and squirt it inside and get her pregnant.

Jesus wasn't really conceived from God, Joeseph just did an Arabian Thanksgiving on Mary while she slept.

Arabian Thanksgiving by SpareSaosinner December 26, 2011

Thanksgiving 

Dressing your girlfriend in an Indian costume, then shoving stuffing up her ass and then beating the shit outta her.

I just went Thanksgiving on that bitch!

Thanksgiving by TurkeyPunchin' November 3, 2009

thanksgiving turkey 

When you jam stuffing into a womans vagina and then spit roast her.

Hey lets give that bitch a thanksgiving turkey!

thanksgiving turkey by GUY091 September 5, 2006

Thanksgiving Sandwich Smash 

A holiday version of the Portuguese Breakfast, sort of. When a male fills a female's vagina with stuffing and cranberry sauce. The male then inserts his penis, and rams the female very hard, as to smash the stuffing and the cranberry sauce into a mess. The female then lets the contents drip from her vagina.

Lawrence gave Morgan the ol' Thanksgiving Sandwich Smash over the break, according to anonymous sources

Thanksgiving Sandwich Smash by miley cyrus is stupid December 1, 2010

Thanasi 

L.A. - are you talking about Arthur?

I'd really like to know.

Thanasi by kosmos December 17, 2003