Techno

A coordinated mix of electric sounds that some cultists refer to as music. Sometimes believed to be an updated version of disco. Characterized by a drumbeat that always puts a bass drum hit on the downbeat and a mm setting of c 150. Often, a hi-hat hit on the upbeat and closed on the downbeat accompanies the persistent bass drum hits. In addition, there is always a complete lack of musical instruments, as all sounds are simulated on a computer. Most often listened to by a male demographic between ages 12 and 25, teh vast majority of which is uneducated in music and incapable of playing an instrument. Synonyms include "signal indicator" and "alarm clock," while antonyms include "music."

If copying music is illegal, techno is the worst rash of crime in the recording industry.

by Bluepies February 10, 2005

technical foul

An inappropriate release of gas.

Oh man, did you just rip one? That's a technical foul right there.

by Mattius December 7, 2003

techno

A type of music that dumb people like me can dance to. I don't know why I like it, I just do.

I caught my dad dancing to my Song For The Lonely club remix, and he was dancing up a storm.

by Lemons The Seamonkey December 28, 2003

Scare Technician

A person speciallzing in scareing people at haunted house parks.

Angel Amaro Is a very good Scare Technichan

by Angel January 31, 2004

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Alright. So a few names were added, but you're going to have to deal!

Detective TopDollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Weatherman Technicion Pinwheel Kane PHDMD is sexy.

by Mallate April 12, 2005

ejaculation technique

“ejaculation technique” is a sophisticated courtship strategy ordinarily directed at an unattainable hottie. The technique involves the man ejaculating into a water bottle, coffee, or food item to be consumed or ingested by the target hottie. This technique can be used after or concurrently with the Clarence Thomas technique of romancing a hottie by placing your pubic hair follicles on the lid of her preferred beverage container. Warning - - this technique may constitute a misdemeanor or felony under state law and you probably should consult a local criminal defense attorney before you employ the ejaculation technique.

Chewbacca: Dude, I’m going out with that trashy chick from accounting on Friday night. If all goes well, I might be showing her my “oh face.”

Spiccoli: Sweet! What was your opening line?

Chewbacca: No opening line. I used the ejaculation technique right after having a strawberry margarita at lunch and then deposited a gift in her water bottle. She guzzled that shit down and then asked me out. Classic!

by RallyMonkey39 May 16, 2011

Techno Rap

Techno rap is a term which defines popular anime music in a rap with technobeats which tends to correspond with cartoons or are affiliated with japanime. Music genres like Gorillaz and MCchris, and Lika MC usually define techno-rap. Blondie has started this genre with her hit 'Eating Cars' lyrics to the song Rapture. This genre gained popularity in the 80s. Certain songs from groups such as the Pixies or bands like the Pil can be defined as techno rap as well.

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by anon76889 March 25, 2010