talking bollocks

1. Lying

2. Conversation of a generally unproductive nature. May or may not be the product of advanced ethanolic refreshment. Inane drivel; fatuous twaddle; mindless poppycock. Extended bollocks-talking symposia in public houses are one of the most beloved pastimes of the British proletariat, along with consumption of alcoholic beverages and giving each other a thorough kicking.

3. Closely related to the previous definition, any speech that is essentially devoid of meaning but aims to give an impression of deep meaning by a string of buzzwords, technical jargon, extreme polysyllabicity, and so on. Very popular in management, PR, advertising, alternative health, and other fields of employment with a high concentration of wankers.

1. He was talking bollocks for hours about how he earns £250k and was wondering which Jag he was going to buy.

2. He was talking bollocks for hours about how shitty drivers T. rexes would be because their little arms couldn't work the indicators.

3. He was talking bollocks for hours about restructuring the core operating principles in line with new concepts in holistic brand management via microinfluencers.

by derangedvet August 24, 2022

taking a dip in the presidential swimming pool

to overthrow a government

me and my sri lankan besties were taking a dip in the presidential swimming pool

by swag__ September 1, 2022

Talking Froth

Conversation about trivial subjects. Fluff, unimportant. Early 1900's slang.

Everyone at the party was talking froth--nothing serious was being discussed.

by OldFashionedCherryCordial January 4, 2023

Taking a Randy

Recently, an avid offloading enthusiast from Orlando, Florida set the 2 day record for number of stops needed to relieve himself. That, coupled with his uncanny resemblance to the television character of Randy from Trailer Park Boys, is how the term was derived and is now flourishing in the off-roading community.

I'll be taking a Randy as soon as I can pull over.

by Bubbles from Canada April 24, 2023

Taking a rowdy

letting your kaboose loose - as coined by Vlad G

Where's Mike?
Taking a rowdy, he'll need a minute

by thisisvladg July 7, 2023

Taking a Brian

The act of going the bathroom with emergency diarrhea while standing up as a result of food poisoning.

I had some bad shellfish , I am going to the bathroom and taking a brian.

by Nomad person August 9, 2023

talkingpotato5000

Coming from a family that descended from audio making, talking potato (jamie) ended up switching to having esex on discord and manipulate girls while he lays back on his chair and starts clapping his hands while they're doing freaky shit

You're so cool, you remind me of talkingpotato5000

by nigganator101 August 29, 2023