take a shit

the act of taking a faeces out of a toilet with your hands.

person 1: “im going to take a shit”
person 2: “ok”

person 1: *is later seen holding a lump of shit in their bare hands.*

by dingleballs456 May 26, 2022

take a number

1. to wait in line
2. to jot down a girl's number
3. to steal a math book

"Yo, take a number, foo, can't you sees that I'm busy?"
"Hey, did you take a number from her?"
"The only reason I went to class was to take a number"

by Peon October 12, 2004

Take a Biden

When you do anything improvissed with any confidence and you finally win.

The Raven's Club Football, won, they take a Biden
I'm going to take a Biden tomorrow with the exam

by anonymous November 28, 2020

take a number

Derived from the meat counter at your local grocery. You're wating for your meat? Take a number and shut the heck up. Can now be used to shut someone up who is complaining about anything, or wanting to discuss something with you that perhaps you want to brush off.

"You want to talk to me about how I ran over your cat? Take a number"

"What, teacher? My homework is late? You want to discuss my grades? Take a number"

"you want to take me out to dinner? Dude, take a number"

by nycbuckeye October 14, 2004

Take a Barton

To have a shit, take a dump or Go to toilet = To take a Barton

Shit, Crap, Dump, Toilet, Pooh, Turd, Take a barton

by trixracing November 16, 2011

taking a Mandy

Synonymous with: taking a shit

Oh man, I was just taking a Mandy; man was it huge!

by AnonymousCowardRoger December 12, 2009

Take Down

To remove or delete something, usually as a form of censorship or copyright claim

Please take down "Genjer-Genjer" because it is the Communist Propaganda song

by Sir. B September 6, 2020