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Tainted Sausage

When you find out a guy has already slept with a close friend. (male or female, it's still sausage)
See Tainted Beef for a woman.
Dude 1 'Dude, I was gona sleep with Kyle, but then I found out you already had'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, he was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect sausage it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Sausage'
Tainted Sausage by Torakvf44 September 20, 2018
A word used to say Goodbye, or to disingage from a conversation
Okay I’m shooting, Taint
Taint by Mrshmat November 4, 2018

Taint Fuzz 

The fuzzy passageway of hair also known as the rectal road located between the anal cavity and the dick's tits.
There's a dingleberry lingering in my taint fuzz. Ive been smelling it for weeks.
Taint Fuzz by Gooch Smooch December 3, 2018
An animal like creature that is unwanted and will never get layed... it will always smell like duck cheese and no one wants to be around that nasty shit like tf I wouldn’t even dare that she scary
ieeeee tahneal
Tahneal by Hehejeej January 6, 2019
The act of rubbing any object on ones taint.
Oooh tainted milk!
tainted by jpinsdg1 January 20, 2019

Taint Tears

The nut running down a mans taint when he was taking a breather from ejaculating but his dick drooped and the nut fell on his taint
“I was takin a breather then I jumped when mah cold taint tears touched mah butthole