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Clean the Table

When you are about to get your ass eaten you do one last emergency wipe right beforehand to ensure you are clean for the ass consumer.
Matt: Did you clean the table?
Alex: Yes of course I did!
by Raven Kaulitz January 15, 2023
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spitting the tables

(originated in sydney, australia) to abide by rules, guidelines, or societal expectations in a way that actually undermines them
person 1: my grandparents judge me for not acting christian enough
person 2: is that why you started going to church more often?
person 1: yeah, i go there everyday now. to pray that their investment properties will drop in value.
person 2: hahaha dude, that's spitting the tables too much
by cat-hahahhahaha October 22, 2023
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Sticky Table

When a table in the bonus room has been nutted on by oneself while enacting adulatory
Bro in the bonus room bro we got a sticky table
by NiggaNuts January 13, 2021
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OH NO OUR TABLE ITS BROKEN

The memes are good and old still funny do u want penis pills yea its do be kool oh no our table its broken not that much
by mice is nice April 4, 2022
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Table fry

Ah! Put your table fry away!
by Lickmelizzie March 30, 2022
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