tableslayer

Someone who is involved in the violent destruction of a table

“ Do you see that guy over there, I heard he broke someone's table, he’s a tableslayer

by Tableslayer05 December 31, 2018

Tablesist

When one is rude to a table

Stop being tablesist

by Worstplayever October 6, 2021

Tablesome

Adjective describing an object/person with 4 legs/arms as fantastic or awesome

I love IKEA, their furniture is absolutely tablesome

by Big Erected James October 7, 2023

Tablesity

a term used for when tablets are so big that they look like mini computer monitors or TVs.

Alex: did you hear about the new ipad? it’s so big! it’s basically a computer!
Joh: yeah, bro. tablets are getting bigger and bigger every year. we’re in a tablesity epidemic.

by tickle my tip October 30, 2023

wet tablesaw

When someone farts in their sleep. It is very loud and juicy. It sounds like a tablesaw.

The hautings of a wet tablesaw keep me up at night.
Nathan, in his sleep, just did a wet tablesaw.

by June May 14, 2015

Tabletique

To tabletop an individual, followed immediately by antiqueing the same individual. This typically requires three people: a table, a pusher, and an antiquer.

Dave was tabletiqued tonight, so he has flour in his hair and bruises on his back.

by brakingeven May 27, 2007

tablelize

when an alcoholic drink is left with ice in it to sit on a table.. and the ice begins to melt.. saturating the drink

who tablelize this drink?

by mr frosssst June 14, 2007