A fake online graduation dinner that forces students to eat butter and toast while their school is trying to pass it of as an formal event to put a PR spin on their incompetence. The speeches will most likely contain pens and empathy.
by Hellllldawg April 12, 2020
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"Hey Billy, what did you think of the Trump rally"?
Bully a tremendous disaster, truly an. Abortion on toast if ever there was...
Bully a tremendous disaster, truly an. Abortion on toast if ever there was...
by Tedbell666 January 20, 2021
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Originating from the classic English breakfast, egg on toast. Smeg on toast is when one collects their dick cheese and proceeds to spread it onto toast. Usually served best with crusty semen too.
Tom: “fancy some smeg on toast”
Dave: “No way dude! Last time I ate smeg on toast I was put into a smeg induced coma”.
Dave: “No way dude! Last time I ate smeg on toast I was put into a smeg induced coma”.
by Gawkinator 5000 August 1, 2021
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by The french toast February 17, 2022
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Get the call that french toast mug.Halfway down the toaster is when you feel absolutely f*cking cooked or 'toasted'. Australian slang for hungover, depressed, tired, drunk, high, or just feel like shit.
Damo Jnr: "Fuuuuuuck me cunt, I am just halfway down the fucking toaster tonight"
Daxon: "So you don't want to hit up the RSL?"
Damo Jnr: "Fuck off you shitcunt, I just fucking told you I'm halfway down the toaster!"
Daxon: "So you don't want to hit up the RSL?"
Damo Jnr: "Fuck off you shitcunt, I just fucking told you I'm halfway down the toaster!"
by (mostly) aussie slang ; June 3, 2022
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