Black toast intolerant

It’s actually “lactose intolerant”. And why tf would it be “black toast”? You know what LACTOSE intolerance is, what does burnt toast have to do with the inability to digest dairy? You’re letting me down man.
You: I’m black toast intolerant
Me: oh really? You can only consume regular toast? Not black toast?

You: what? No I mean dairy...
Me: *looks at camera in grief*
by Ronald k chump June 03, 2021
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roasted toasted baloasted

1) When a group of three get humiliated.

2) There is drama between a group of three that you don't care about.
1) Ex: Emma, Emily, and Edmond totally got roasted toasted baloasted by Emelyn the other day!

2) Ex: What? What three got into a fight? It all just seems like a case of roasted toasted baloasted to me..
by chadeesa July 20, 2024
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Beans and Toast

A weird obsession of the posh humanoid species also known as the British
Beans and toast is a strange food combination where one applies beans on a slice of bread.
This is a delightful treat for the British species
by leg392 November 22, 2023
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Toasted Marshmallow Scone

It's what you can bake for the most beautiful girl on Valentine's Day—even if she's not YOUR girl. Just make extra for her fam so it's not suspicious... her fave latte is Toasted Marshmallow so she should get the message 😉
Happy V-Day! What time do you leave to go see your bf? I need to hit you with a Toasted Marshmallow Scone before you go.
by JBSWMO February 15, 2025
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French Toasted

Clean way of saying "fucked up" or "screwed up"
Bro: Dude, I totally French toasted that history test.
Dude: I aced it Bro, but fucked up the physics lab.
by Licensed_Nerd December 05, 2018
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toasted weiner

A person giving another person a blowjob by the camp fire.
Stephanie gave Jon a toasted weiner on their camping trip.
by Sbden12 May 21, 2023
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