Tearah

Tearahs are very nice. If you encounter a Tearah you should try to be friends with Tearah. If you do not succeed in being friends with Tearah don’t be mean to Tearah because Tearahs are good at making friends and the Tearah’s friends may or may not come for your soul. Tearahs are typically pretty. Though some Tearahs are very tall, most Tearahs are a very basic height, and some are very very very short 🤌.

Tearah could have blonde hair.

by sky_taco_from_the_ground March 31, 2021

tearaway

A small piece, slice, portion of a larger item of food. Usually from another person.

Damn that Burrito looks tasty AF!

Oh it is, my guy!

Can I get a tearaway?

Sure just tear it off from the side her where I haven't bitten yet. (IN PRE-COVID TIMES)

by KarlUrbanDictionary April 6, 2021

time tearer orgasm

when you're having sex with the hottest woman alive and the resulting orgasm causes a rift in time. this is usually caused by the missionary position and lsd accompanied with massive amounts of viagra and soda or 5 hour energy. you get the feeling that you're going to "release" and the resultant explosion stops time

James: (through monitor) i just had sex with Natalie Portman but i unfortunately triggered the time tearer orgasm.

jack: where are you now?

James: in the earths core.

by I h8 nes July 6, 2012

weave tearing

The act of one black chick tearing out another's weave in a cat fight whilst several people, all holding earrings, rings, and bracelets and catching fake nails, circle around and cheer one of the black chicks on.

Black person 1: man, did you see that cat fight yesterday?

Black person 2: which one?

Black person 1: the one with the weave tearing!

Black person 3: you gon' need to be mo specific

by Naughty Dorito July 2, 2014

a tear of disappointment

A single drop of precum that finds itself in a man's underpants after he becomes sexually excited and hard, but does not ejaculate. Often found upon softening during the moment of greatest disappointment.

I was so switched on when Lisa let me stay in her bedroom while she changed her clothes, but then we had to leave. I cried a tear of disappointment.

by BigLud July 19, 2014

Nut Tearing

(Verb) the act of taking jizz/nut through your nose by a straw and spewing it out of your eye.

He was nut tearing all over me last night.

by Yourmommyathotty March 12, 2019

tear jerker

Someone who listens to Andrea Bocelli's "Time to Say Goodbye" while knocking one out.

It was a rainy Friday night, I was depressed, I spanked my hog while listening to some Bocelli, I'm such a tear jerker.

by Red Face December 2, 2007