Smoke Makeouts

A pick-up line used by morons when approached by a girl asking to bum a cigarette.

Hot Chicks: Hey, do you think we can bum a cig?

Scottie & Nick: Umm...no, but we can SMOKE MAKEOUTS!

Hot Chicks: Fags

Scottie & Nick: Heheheh, god we're gay

by Chipsdubbo May 3, 2010

Smoked Out

Forgetting where your keys are every five minutes. Losing your lighter constantly. Thinking the world is out to get you. Acting really strange. Having done way too many drugs in your lifetime. Looking like a meth addict. Rick James.

Oh yeah tomorrows my three year b-day still smoked out just clean and sober... Response:Excellent, sir!!! I'm still smoked out too. I guess it takes a while to get unsmokedout. I'm still waiting.

by Old-ExSmoker January 18, 2018

hope smoker

A fan of Barack Obama. A person who believes Obama's campaign speeches.

Obama got high with 85,000 hope smokers in Denver last week.

by ducknutz October 20, 2008

Butt Smoke

When your doing a woman doggie style and your pounding away and the votex of suction between the males bladder and the females butt cheeks create a wafting offensive odor as a result of a dirty chocolate speckeled rectum.

I was doing a hook and swirl and saw chocolate down there...butt smoke!

by buttsmoke February 21, 2010

Social Smoker

Someone who only smokes when the cigarettes are yours.

A: You have a spare cig?
B: I didn't realise you smoked?
A: I don't really, I'm just a social smoker.
B: If I say I'm a social drinker will you pay for my beer?

by Pcorb August 18, 2015

Popping Pink Smoke

See "Popping Smoke," Popping pink smoke is military slang for shamming out of one's duties to pursue vaginal intercourse.

PFC: So are we actually going to PMCS all these vehicles today?
SPC: Hells No! I'm popping pink smoke, my wife is trying to have another kid.

by PFCBedroomEyes November 18, 2010

smoked irishman

From Liverpool.. another word for a Black Man...

'yeah he's a smoked irishman'

by Tremolo February 22, 2004