Freestyle Standing

What one does when they are too drunk to engage in normal standing. Characterized by odd, often gravity defying moves, while at least one foot remains firmly planted

Man, last night Rose came home from the PTO so trashed on Mad Dog that she was in the freestyle standing championships.

by 1veryangrybuddhist March 2, 2011

Craig Stand

The act of attempting to do a solo keg stand on an already tapped out keg resulting with a fall due to the top heaviness of the dumb ass trying to be cool.

Person 1: Holy shit did you see that kid fall on his face.
Person 2: Yeah dude those Craig Stands never work.

by thecraigery November 12, 2011

texas sandstorm

Farting into a fan as you aim it towards family or friends.

Example. "You all go sit on the couch and I will Texas Sandstorm you. Make sure you close your eyes and open your mouths!"fart

by jdizzell April 28, 2014

Nevada Sandstorm

When you have intercourse with an ancient vagina and sand comes out.

Dang that vagina must be old, it was like a Nevada Sandstorm.

by UthgerdsAnus May 3, 2015

Kick Stand

When a male wakes up with an erection that holds you on one side if you roll over

"I woke up with morning wood which turned out to be a Kick Stand"

by ThirdLegJones June 6, 2015

Wrigleyville Standoff

When 2 (drunk) individuals approach a single toilet restroom at the same time, and it's unclear who should go first. Occasionally, it results in a tie, whereby both individuals use the facilities simultaneously.

Downed 7 Old Styles and ran to the jon during halftime. This other guy was doing the same, which resulted in a Wrigleyville Standoff

by Falcon Puncher August 7, 2016

california sandstorm

When your jizz comes out super fast and it's like a shotgun spread to the face .🍆

I California sandstormed my friends mom

by Liam swearing in May 31, 2016