slitticcine

A vaginal slit whose proportions have been deformed away from the ideal fettuccine-sized slit due to too much exposure to heat as a result of vaginal friction (i.e. caused by sexual intercourse).

Wow I saw my mom's slit for the first time. She's definitely cooking some slitticcine down there.

by zeezer43 July 9, 2021

Shlitty

The feeling of being so shmacked and fucked up that you are both feeling shitty & lit

"That stizzy and 4 loko got me feeling shlitty right now."
"I feel fucken shlitty right now."

by Polyutherane__ May 22, 2022

Shlity

A apology

Say shlity to him

by BananaFrogJR August 21, 2023

Drippy Slits

What a womans groin looks like after a cream pie

I'm bout to tap them drippy slits...

by dizzlemangg December 23, 2009

Beef slit

Synonym of vagina.

Similar to beef curtains.

I really want to stick my pork sword in her beef slit.

Her beef slit was dripping with gravy after I finished with her.

by TedTrippin March 11, 2010

penny slit

n. Cheap-ass hooker. Obscure use of the word "slit" as vagina or ass, with penny indicating that it is so cheap you don't need much more than a penny to buy some time with it.

n. Any body orifice where a penny might fit.

v. On the present (-ing) it means buying some time from a cheap hooker.

Damn, look at that hoe, she's a penny slit.

Dat ho's got a penny slit yo; that shit's sexy as fuck.

Im'ma fuck the shit outta' that penny slit, it's so damn cheap yo.

My fucking bitch of an ex slept with half the damn neighborhood, she was such a cheap penny slittin' ho.

Im'ma go penny-slitting round the hood. Bitches love my pennies.

I pulled that penny slit... Jackpot!

by bloodedge September 19, 2014

Fish Slit

A woman's particularly nasty vagina.

"Yo Johnny Boy, your girlfriend has got one nasty fish slit. Left the bathroom smellin' like a Tokyo market."

by EverydaySausageShufflin April 3, 2015