Obama Bitch-Slap

When you do your black neighbor a favor and report a possible break-in, and get death threats for doing so.

Lucia Whalen was Obama Bitch-Slapped, when she, as the last of a dying breed of concerned American citizens, cell phoned 911 to report a possible break-in, on behalf of yet another concerned elderly neighbor, who is going to receive the Mother of All Bitch-Slaps, by the Mandatory Death Care clause in Obama's Master Bitch Slap Solution for the American people.

by Bit Schlap Watcher July 30, 2009

Slap ass day

On august 29 of every year you must slap a girls ass to celebrate the holidays!

Hey it’s national slap ass day!

by BhadBhaby August 28, 2018

slap

When a person's hand uses force against another person's body.

Chad bent Kiersten over on the bed stuck his penis in her pussy and slapped her nice firm ass as he fucked the shit out of her!

by SlopNChop December 9, 2016

happy slap

A bunch of cunting chavs who hit people when least expected and film it for fun

"I was sitting next to the dude who got happy slapped on the way home" - Mary

by Theoneandonlylaura July 8, 2005

Slap yourself

Term used after you do or say something that even you have to admit was stupid.

Oh woooowww! I can't believe I just paid for all this shit when I could've got it for free....slap yourself!

by NEz11 December 16, 2007

crap slap

when a person shits in their hand, and slaps another individual across the face

Hey dude, did you see Janey today?
-Yeah, she got crap slapped. ewww
-Yeah poop all up on her face!

by Conglomo Cikiriyte January 23, 2004

slapaho tribe

A man who hits the women he dates.

He's a member of the slapaho tribe.

by crew2116 January 27, 2010