stocks and socks

Wearing Birkenstock sandals and bulky wool socks

She wearing stocks and socks

by TeraMenno April 25, 2016

Sock penis

A sock penis is the foreskin around ones penis that when in water gets shriveled and looks like a sock. It can also be a derogatory term used to downgrade someone's self or penis.

Ex1- man when I got out of the bath I had a major sock penis.

Ex2- og: yo foe did you see that Lars last night? Yayo: Yeah he is such a sock penis.

by Zahvi Bo January 17, 2018

Chocolate socks

When you shit your pants and it runs down your leg making your socks brown.

Johnny: Hey man why's bill walking weird?
Sampson: Man he just sharted and made chocolate socks.

by Jrmymcc January 23, 2017

sock stealer

A person who steals a sock used by a man for masturbation, with the intent to get pregnant.

Sarah claims adam got her pregnant but in reality she's just a sock stealer

by The one for you oh yeah December 9, 2012

Jamies Socks

A guy who wears girls socks and doesnt care,

Jamie:ahhhh

Will:dude those socks are for chickssss
Jamie: ohhh sh*t
Thats a jamies socks

by Suckthedirtypoo January 7, 2013

Sock-Face

a person who has a sock face

hey "sock-face" how are you t'day

by sockface007 October 16, 2013

Bleaching Socks

The act of ejaculating into or onto a sock after masturbation causing the sock to turn white in the area that has absorbed the semen and causing the sock to become stiff. Best to hide the sock at the bottom of the laundry so no bystanders stumble upon the sock and the ways it is being abused.

Bill: Dude did you know john has been bleaching socks?
Jake: What the fuck! that's gross shit! I wore his socks last week!

Bill: haha you probably have john semen foot, i would get that checked out.
Jake: Fuck you! i'm going to hit john so fucking hard!

by d00wrag February 22, 2011