Snake Safe

A Urethra storage compartment

“I heard they check your asshole when you go to prison, so I’ll just put my meth in my snake safe”

by JonG69 November 11, 2018

Snakes

Feet, shoes, sandals, footwear

(Man enters friends house) yo dude snakes...
(Friends playing darts, dart bounces off board) yo dude watch your snakes..
(Guy wears two different socks) hey man nice snakes..

by Mydogsfartsaresmelly January 17, 2019

shedding snake

while having anal sex and wearing a condom, the partner clinches the spincter and you remove your dick leaving the condom on the inside.

I shit out a condom this morning, Ted must have done a shedding snake last night.

by DaButcher May 1, 2005

chimney snake

when my girlfriend gives me bonner when im wearing skinny jeans

Ow! i cant stand up i have a chimney snake!

by bigDnig June 19, 2011

Squirrel Snaked

to steal something from a friend

a) my buddy was hitting on this tall blonde last night but I squirrel snaked him and took her home.

b) My buddy totally squirrel snaked my style.

by flyntflossy&ocho November 22, 2011

Bass snake

A big, fat, throbbing penis.

"Aw yeah, take a look at my bass snake, baby. Let's fuck."

by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

brown snake playing peek a boo

When you have to shit really bad and you feel it sliding out of your butthole and you keep having to suck it back in

Dude, I have a huge brown snake playing peek a boo right now!!

by dukeofthecamelsx May 12, 2015