Shady smooch

Noun. In a social work context, a baby daddy that mooches off the baby momma.

That guy is a shady smooch, he wanted me to pay bail, when he hasn't paid child support.

by Angry baby momma December 7, 2012

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Butt smooch

When your rear feels the need to send a kiss into the world in the form of a fart to which can be loud, silent, wet, deadly, toxic, etc. Thus, the butt smooch.

Hey do you smell that? I'm getting light headed.

Yeah, sorry I butt smooched again.

Dude, go get that checked out.

by Tough lips June 3, 2016

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Like a mattress party (euthanasia via a family mattress pile-on), only in the olde-English/Irish times.

Usually when food is scarce and a older relative is still hanging around, healthily consuming valuable resources.

"If grandma is still eating all those potatoes through spring, we'll have to get the relos in for a smothering, what-ho!"

by Real Deal Bill McNeil January 3, 2017

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Kahron Smothers

A kind caring person who never stops loving, strong yet mysterious won't leave your life unless you make him. Smart yet complicated not sure if Human

Man I wish everyone had their own mini Kahron Smothers.

by AngelofDeath69 March 13, 2017

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boob smotheration

V. When you don't have a bra on, roll over in the middle if the night and possibly smother.

Last night while sleeping, I had a boob smotheration.

by Garynjess January 22, 2017

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Curtain Smoosh

The female version of a mushroom stamp. Walk up to someone, drop trou, and just lambaste someone with your labia. Extra points for leaving a slug spot.

She totally curtain smooshed him at the party last night.

by Krissyjones October 16, 2018

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Curtain Smoosh

This happens when a female walks up to a guy, drops trou, and compresses her labia onto his forehead. Similar to the male Mushroom Stamp. Bonus points if you leave a slug trail.

Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.

"That guy needs to stop talking."

"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."

by Incognegro907 October 16, 2018

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