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Calm Your Skeets

Another interesting way to say 'Calm the hell down'
Micheal: -is freaking out over some random unimportant matter-

Brandon: yo, man! Calm your skeets about it!
by SketchB10 January 18, 2012
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Skeet

When someone ejaculates
I'm gonna skeet in your forehead
by Natethegreat177 September 17, 2017
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Skeet

Skeet is a man that sucks dick all day long and is very ugly
Damn skeet sucking that dick long and hard
by NAmKa April 18, 2017
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skeet

1. A thot
2. A hoe
3. That one girl who drinks and smokes so much at parties that she'd actually let people run a train on her.
Taequan: "Hey bro, you seen that new girl in Ms. Gomez class? Yoooo she fine as FUCK!"
De' Andre: "EXACTLY BRUH but yo tell me why I heard she was a lil skeet!"
Taequan: "Awe for real? Guess she outta option."
by BxbyBroox July 23, 2018
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Skeet - tooth

Your mom's belly is a Cum Milkshake because of her Skeet - tooth
by Xsavior October 18, 2021
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skeet crease

The crease between the upper thigh and pelvis area of a female. This crease is noticeable when the leg is bent.
You see her skeet crease in that picture.
by LilBigGuy July 1, 2021
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Skeeted

To be caught in 4k trying to have sex with a minor.
Term often used by Skeeter Jean on the "to skeet a predator" show.
The word is used as a way to make fun of the situation and to humiliate the alleged predator.
Safe to say, if you are ever in a situation where you can be skeeted, you should probably reevaluate your life choices.
Skeet Hansen: So do you have any other questions?
Predator: I swear man this is my first time I will never do this again you have my word
Skeet Hansen: Well in that case, my name is Skeet Hansen I am with the predatorial investigation unit, we are currently doing an online series about adults who try to meet up with minors, and you have been skeeted.
by EYAL5555 September 18, 2023
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