Shark Week

Shark week is when a girl is on her period.

Kayla-*cries uncontrollably *
Lukas- Damn is it shark week already?

by Don’tTalkToMe June 1, 2019

shark job

Getting a blow job from a girl with braces, so that in the process, the braces cut the man's penis.

Tim said", Oh yeah, that was a nice shark job!"

by Mike wazoski January 18, 2017

Shark Attack

When you say something aloud to a friend and he or she repeats what you said with a rhyming word in a way that makes no sense whatsoever.

Lloyd - "Hey, did you see that shark swimming in the water?"

Sarah - "What? I don't see a park."

Lloyd - "SHARK ATTACK!!"

by Eat At Fido's July 22, 2011

mud shark

Man who exclusively hunts blantons.

Need a four to hit to get me that Mud
~ Mud Shark

by DoubleBogeyBoy July 27, 2022

taco shark

a shark stuffed into a giant hard shell taco from taco bell, btw if u don't leik sharks than u are a HORRIBLE person, well, except if u are afraid of dem.

hey dude, did u see dat taco shark by taco bell? itz apparently der new mascot!!!!!

by sharky boi!!!!! February 3, 2021

shark attack

Man and woman having sex. The woman sits in a folding chair while the man pumps from in front of her. Right before the man finishes he lifts the front of the fold chair up knocking the woman on her back with the folding chair collapsing on her ass like a shark bite!

Man: She thought we were cool but I was still pissed off, so last night I gave her a shark attack and shot it on her chin!

by Killa1031 June 6, 2009

Hummingbirds are the Sharks of the Sky

Quoted from youtuber Captainsparklez also known as Jordan Maron. This quote suggested that as sharks have to keep swimming as to not sink, hummingbirds can't stop flying because they can't land. Of course, hummingbirds can land and Jardon was wrong.

"It just flies forever, it's stuck there like the Sharks of the Sky because most sharks can't stop swimming either. That's probably the first time anyone's ever said that Hummingbirds are the Sharks of the Sky, and I'm going to own up to that."

- Jordan Maron (Captainsparklez) on August 6, 2017 in the video titled "An Expensive Mistake" at 8:45

by The Amazing Fish June 29, 2018