albanian love seat

when two men sit shoulder to shoulder right next to each other facing in opposite directions masturbate each other. The fact that eye contact is not made makes this move not gay.

Stephen and I did the "albanian love seat last night."

by captain donkey punch May 17, 2010

Seattle Freeze

The Seattle Freeze refers to how people from Seattle often seem distant and unfriendly when they realize that they are not nearly as cool as you are. I suppose most do not care, but you will find some that do, i.e they try to act cool around you but give up because their natural instincts are to be pedantic and to fill their brains with as much useless technical information as possible. If I need technical information, I'll use google. If I want to laugh, I'll go try a normal city. This is why I never stop on the way to Vancouver, BC while driving through the city on I-5. I grew up in a place where knowing how to tell a good joke was one of the most important qualities a person could have. A joke? Whats that? Oh, you mean when I laugh about how my Apple OS crashes every time I try to import photos into Preview? Ha..........oh, ha.........ha? Now where's that ramp to I-5, I need to get our of here.....if only I can find it. Anyway, the locals say its you, not us, that is the problem. Well, but to be honest, our boredom light goes on instantly whenever we try to engage you in conversation. Yawn........so get to the point, or would you prefer to fantasize that you are insightful, erudite and important?

Yesterday, I woke to a terrible Seattle freeze all over the city, and couldn't wait to get out of town.

by aldri49 July 30, 2021

back seat drive

During anal sex you grab your woman's arms and drive her around like a truck. Make sure you don't turn too hard or she wiil bend you in half.

Timmy: Dude! I was totally back seat driving your mom yesterday!
Jimmy: SWEEEEEEET! ME TOO!
Anonymous: I love to back seat drive.

by ; D May 13, 2008

seattle coffee drip

a sex act where one has an orgasm during anal sex with a woman. Then removes the penis from the rectum and lets the leftovers on the penis drip into your partners mouth.

That girl was sick. She asked me to give her a seattle coffee drip.

by rootnav November 28, 2010

Senatard

An especially dim-witted member of the United States Senate.

Senatard James Inhofe (R-OK). Inhofe is best known for his categorical claim that global warming is “the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people”—a rhetorical flourish he recently refined by likening climate change theories to Nazi propaganda.

Senatard Conrad Burns (R-MT). Casting his myopic gaze toward terrorism this summer, Burns offered a helpful clue to law enforcement officials: Be wary of “faceless” Arabs who “drive taxicabs by day and kill at night.” But this minor bit of sociological skylarking actually represents progress, of sorts, considering his 1999 outburst blaming “ragheads” for rising gas prices and additional episodes in 1994 in which he delivered a casual joke from the podium about “niggers” and told another audience that living in Washington with so many blacks “is quite a challenge.”

Giving credit where credit is due, these examples were gleaned from the Pandagon blogging site.

by Karl Skarr October 9, 2009

seattle slider

when your girlfriend releases her coffee enema onto your chest and proceeds to grind herself in it. seattle's variation of the cleveland steamer.

Sally surprised Jimmy with a Seattle Slider the other day when she was straddling his face.

by havno February 14, 2006

seattle mudslide

also see cleaveland steamer
sexual act of taking a dump on a chicks chest, coffee is a natural diaretic hence "mudslide"

dude, i had 6 shots of espresso the other day so i pinned carrie down and gave her a seattle mudslide

by k dawg 41 October 7, 2007