scrotflap

1. a flaccid testicle that hangs out of the wearer's shorts; 2. a deruagatory term for an unwelcome party guest that becomes the last person at the party.

1. I hate these shorts, my scrotflaps are always hanging out. ; 2. Zack is such a scrotflap sometimes, I wish he would just get the point that we don't want him hangin out for 58 hours in a row.

by Mike D to the Nizzle May 19, 2005

Scrotalicious

1. Noun: Something so wonderful, that your scrotum tightens with delight.
2. Noun: The result of short shorts, When your scrotum is visible - resembling someone who sat in bubblegum.

1. "You see the coinpurse on that broad?" "rights! Scrotalicious!"
2. "Hunny... you really expect me to go to the beach in these?" "Of course, the scrotalicious look is in."

by Bman_X May 21, 2006

scrotting

To worry about something extensively and to act over the top.

The opposite of chilling out.

Loz was scrotting so hard about her driving test.

by figglekaz April 24, 2007

Scrote smoker

A complete idiot. Or can also be used to insult your "friend" who you actually think is a dumbass.

"See you later Billy."

"God damn he is such a scrote smoker."

by ciddoxxavius January 7, 2008

Scrotateous

To have an abnormally large scrotum. The sack is often larger than most and hangs lower down. The size of the penis is not a factor in being a scrotateous individual.

Example 1
Rick: Did you see Vlad in the shower yesterday?
Dmitry: No I didn't, whats all the talk about?
Rick: Man, he is one scrotateous being.

Example 2
Jack: The doctor was surprised when I went into my physical.
Andrew: What? Why, they've seen it all.
Jack: Apparently he says I am very scrotateous.

by Kid in a sandbox January 7, 2008

Scrotumatthew

1: A person who engages in oral sex for money. They also pull on the hairs of the customer while they are performing the act.

A woman is sucking on a mans who-dilly and pulls on the hairs of his little butthole and gives him a weird type of pleasure only he enjoys. This woman is a "Scrotumatthew".

by Smuckada Brown March 22, 2009

Scrotum Couch

An object on which to rest your testicles. Common objects include a chin, a bag of ice (after a kicking), and a butthole (during intercourse).

Ron - 'Hey, Tim. Last night I turned Sally's chin into a scrotum couch.'

Tim - 'Sally Winters?'

Ron - 'Yeah. She was all over this shaft.'

Tim - 'You son of a bitch. I'm dating her now.'

by Dicknamer March 13, 2009