Shark Attack

Leaving work early due to an unforseen attack by the legendary office shark.

Oh god! Searing chest pain! I think I'm having a shark attack - I'm going home.

by Maxwell Power June 29, 2006

Shark Attack

An especially entertaining/exotic form of intercourse that involves one (1) female and one (1) male...

1) The nude female, bending at the waist, placing her hands on a wall or a chair

2) The nude male, putting his hands together over his head to form a "fin", hums the "Jaws" attack theme while approaching the female from behind, crescendoing as he gets nearer. The song climaxes as the male reaches/enters the female.

See "Jaws"...specifically the part with the shark attack...it's like that

by Matt Delornoe December 17, 2008

Sharkbite

Being bitten during a blowjob

Louisa gave jonny a sharkbite, he couldn't have sex for weeks.

by scorpio7500 October 24, 2008

land shark

This is a term that is used when referencing the act of having sex with a woman while she's on her period. Sharks attack women who are menstruating in the ocean, and since you are having sex with a woman's bleeding vagina on the land, it is called 'land sharking'. It can also be called a 'shark attack' and is often accompanied by the Jaws theme song and a hand smacking motion immitating the clamping of sharks' jaws.

This should only be attempted if...
A) one is extremely horny
B) one is extremely commited
C) one is both extremely horny and extremely commited

Latisha's on her period, but I'm so damn horny. I think I might land shark her anyway.

by LindseyLu May 19, 2006

shark tooth

A tooth that is either gummed out an angle or overlaps teeth; sometimes several teeth, giving the tooth a shark-like appearance. STS (Shark Tooth Syndrome) is usually passed through the maternal side, and is more widely pronounced with people of mixed race descent. Although it is possible to live a semi-normal life with STS, numerous drawbacks do pose obvious risks (ie; Eating, Brushing, Attracting the opposite sex). A cure has yet to be found.

"Hay Guys, Didja seen that there gal who dun walked bay us? Man She was pratty!"

*Shark Tooth Koboyashi Smile*

"Ah Gad!"

by beatnik junkie August 11, 2006

loan shark

A shady loan dealer, gives out loans at huge interest rates

I had to get a loan from that loan shark for my new car, but I can't pay him back

by Jonneh July 19, 2004

Shark Head

When a girl bites your dick or scrapes your shaft with her teeth during oral sex. Typically drawing blood or ruining the entire Bj in the process. A girl that has tendencies of treating your dick like a Oscar Meyer selects premium angus beef hotdog and snapping into it with her sharp fangs. Essentially like shoving your cock in a sharks mouth.

Derek - Yo, Stacy is so fucking hot dude, you lucky bastard.
Rick- Nah, you don't even know man. She gives shark head.

Derek- What do you mean?
Rick- Last time she gave me a blowjob, she chewed on my head like a fucking dog toy. It's like getting blown by a shark.

Derek- Damn, shes a real Louis suarez huh?
Rick- Yeah

by GM123 January 11, 2017