salts

Smiled a little then stopped
It's basucally a more accurates version of lol. Example:
-Knock, knock.
-Who's there?
-John Cena
-No, it's not. Nobody can see him!
-Salts.
by HaNoWSss February 24, 2019
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The salt shaker

Applying salt to your tongue before giving a blowjob to suppress your gag reflex
Shazza shook the salt shaker vigourously to dispense salt on her tongue before she swallowed Damos schlong
by Oh honey no May 11, 2019
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Salt curry

when someone is so incredibly butthurt and annoyed its almost as if they have been eating heaps of salt curry as thats the kind of vibes they give off to everyone else.

never hang around someone in this state.
friend1: piss off you fat twat

friend2: someonse been eating salt curry!

If they are not chill they will proceed to beat you.
by bazingalover February 8, 2024
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salt kiss

When you ejaculate into another's mouth then kiss.
I blew in Leigh's mouth then kissed her. She gave me a salt kiss.
by Missy Hidair December 18, 2023
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Counter-Salt

(n.) a phrase in which someone gives a salty response to your salty response
Madison: Hey sorry I didn’t see your text

Mason: It’s fine, I just felt alone and abandoned

Madison: Now you know how it feels

Mason: Ooh counter-salt detected
by counter-salt-patent April 20, 2018
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No It's Salt

Based on the Jimmy Neutron "Sodium Chloride" Meme this statement is used to express that the poster has scientifically explained something in an unnecessary, obvious, or otherwise annoying fashion. Similar to Um, Actually except it specifically refers to scientific statements.
ME: I don't like the SMAA 2x setting, it makes the game look blurry

Rando: UM ACTUALLY, It’s a technique used to smooth otherwise jagged lines or textures by blending the color of an edge with the color of pixels around it. The result should be a more pleasing and realistic appearance, depending on the intensity of the effect. The SMAA 2x adds blur to lines that's what it does. Overall in any game certain antialiasing will make things look more blurry

ME: No it's Salt
by dxgg June 10, 2020
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Salt Sister

A couple or group of ellite divers who dive in a remote location of Chuuk.
Check out this salt sister dropping to 200!
by CaptnSparrow April 14, 2023
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