swiftonian

Taylor Swift fans believing themselves to be a part of an elite and privileged musical cult

That Swiftonian’s 2,000-word LinkedIn post about Taylor Swift being booed at the 2025 Super Bowl reads like something that should’ve been rage-posted in a Facebook moms group at 2 AM.

by Berealquick February 16, 2025

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Swiftie

Someone whos obsessed with taylor swift and wont shut up about it

Swiftie: “taylor swifts music is so good, shes such an awesome person and im never gonna stop talking about her, and if you disagree with me im gonna hate you, and it means you hate women which will get you cancelled by me and my taylor swift-“

Person 2: “can you shut your bitch ass up you annoying ass taylor shit fan.”

by Bumdiddler April 24, 2025

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Swift Kick to the Balls

When a male gets kicked in the balls, typically due to a disagreement or a poor decision made by one party

I can’t believe my friend is going to get married after 4 days of being engaged. A swift kick to the balls might help him wake up and see reality.

by swiftkick69 April 26, 2025

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Swiftie independence day

May 30th

Commemorates the day that taylor swift bought back all of her albums that were stolen by scooter braun in 2019. In other words this is the day that she owned all her work again.

Wake up, it's swiftie independence day! Get the balloons

by intestinetickling June 1, 2025

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