staffy

a close friend and/or relative who you hold a strong bond too

kinda like : dawg, bro, family, gang

“oh you mean Bman, yeah he’s my staffy”

by djmenso February 26, 2024

Sheffield Steelers

english ice hockey team who are currently en route to winning the league this season. they are the most hated team in the league and they have a rivalry with the nottingham panthers for some reason. usually people refer to them as the squealers, which makes sense

Sheffield Steelers look very likely to win the EIHL this season

by big fat tubby March 3, 2024

staffdash

A last resort for EMS personnel to find work.

I have been fired by every company in my area.

You better go staffdash they only require a pulse

by QualityControl April 11, 2024

Smeff

Usually used as an all-purpose adjective, the definition depends on the context, but can be used similarly to Swag or as a euphemism for assassinations.

Guy 1: Did you hear what happened to JFK yesterday? He got totally smeffed!

Guy 2: That’s not smeffy!

by GregSmeffly April 12, 2024

Staff Assist

What is called over the intercom when a patient acts extremely unsafe or disruptive at the psych ward and they need extra help to deal with the situation. When the situation is extra dire, a "staff assist with security" may be called.

Roman: "Man, that dude is going absolutely insane. We'd better call for a staff assist!"

Mike: "With security?!"

Roman: "Yes!"

by CretaceousEraTheropodDinosaur April 16, 2024

Staff Assist

What is called over the intercom when a patient acts extremely unsafe or disruptive at the psych ward and they need
extra help to deal with the situation. When the situation is extra dire, a "staff assist with security" may be called.

Roman: "Man, that dude is going absolutely insane. We'd better call for a staff assist!"
Mike: "With security?!"
Roman: "Yes!"
Mike: "Oh no! I'll get the Thorazine then!"

by CretaceousEraTheropodDinosaur April 16, 2024

Stefanik

An extreemly noxious Drumpf fart delivered to those who kiss his ass the best.

Elise cried ‘now that’s a Stefanik!’ After her ass kissing session with Drumpf.

by Albany Jim May 5, 2024