Giggle Shart

The trifecta of laughter: giggling, farting and having a little bit of poop coming out.

Dave laughed so hard at Rob's Cards Against Humanity card that he giggle sharted while his parents were in the room. MOST EMBARASSING

by RodeoSafety February 27, 2015

Spin Starts Here, The

One of the best web sites in the Blog o sphere

Yo dawg! Yo site aint no Spin Starts Here, bitch!

by GuySebastian January 7, 2004

Happy starting

Hand job before starting massage. Opposite of happy ending.

Not only did Manuel receive a happy ending at the Golden Palm Massage Parlor but a happy starting as well!

by jlshater October 4, 2011

startin shit

Taking the date to a level that one in the party is not ready for or uncomfortable about.

"Get your tongue outta my ear and quit startin shit."

by Chris and Sabrina Lee September 1, 2008

Starter-Kit Relationship

A meaningless relationship between the ages of 12 and 15, in which you sit together at lunch and occasionally hold hands.

My starter-kit relationship consisted of touching her thigh...once.

by Trench-Town August 21, 2009

Scartenfreggle

1)A stupid, ugly, fat bastard, who constantly acts like the biggest noob you've ever met.

2)This person is always horny, and cannot stop masturbating. 3)They secretly love the person they say they hate and keep condoms in their wallet waiting for them to come to them.

1) Mexicans are the biggest Scartenfreggles there are.

2) Hey look! Sean Whiteman, hes such a Scartenfreggle.

by suckthis69 May 17, 2011

jump the shart

Knowing that a baby's diaper only has a small poop in it, that there will be more.

Usage: "I won't change your diaper yet, because I don't want to jump the shart."

by OFFICEMIKE January 13, 2014