Soft

Opposite of hard

Someone who gives off a persona of being raw or hard, but deep down they are really just soft.

“Dude, SMD! I won’t get in that cage even though the Padres won in 4. I’m soft!”

by ZTerm October 18, 2022

Soft Hombre

n. A penis that looks hard enough for sexual penetration, but upon attempt to do so, turns out not to be

n. An attempt to insert a penis into a vagina gone afoul.

"I thought I could get harder by putting it in, but my 'soft hombre' just smushed against her hips like a marshmallow.

by MISTAjOSH July 8, 2017

soft surf

A term made up by nastia that does not exist.

"dude, you should totally look up soft surf on urban dictionary"
"Ohh, it's actually soft serve"

by darealdodo August 11, 2024

soft carb

To be hit in the head with a piece of stale French bread. To retaliate, defecate in a baguette and hit the bread thrower in the head with bread filled with shit.

My roommate hit me with bread and I returned the favor by giving him a soft carb.

by Dtrain55 August 25, 2011

soft boi era

The 1950’s

Me: I LOVE THE 50s!!!

Person: why?
Me: BECAUSE ITS THE SOFT BOI ERA

by ShawnXmarina April 9, 2019

soft surf

A word that nastia came up with that has no meaning.

"dude, you should totally look up soft surf on urban dictionary"

by darealdodo August 11, 2024

Soft

When you are so high on drugs that everything feels and seems softer then usual

Dam I'm so soft right now

by Sneebley January 5, 2024