she spilt something on her shirt

The reason guys stare at women's breasts so often.

guy 1: damn did you see sydney?!

guy2: oh yeah, she has a fucking awesome rack!!

guy1: I think "she spilt something on her shirt". i'd better go check that out for her.

guy2: yeah i think jennifer "split something on her shirt" too

by damngurldamn55555 October 25, 2011

Skirt Steak

The Female Genitalia

Last night after dinner, my bitch served me up some hot ass skirt steak

by Juan de los Toros February 19, 2003

skirt steak

Result of excessive vaginal plunging or old age causing the lips of the vagina to flap in the wind

Scott plunged it so hard that she now flaps in the wind

by yummy yummy to my tummy March 4, 2005

mini skirt

only the best item of clothing like EVER omg it totally rules and guys love it UNLESS you r a man or have FAT legs

wow your miniskirt is sooo gorgy (said the guy)

by efa May 13, 2005

shirt wiener

when part of one's shirt has been zipped into the top of one's pants zipper, and thus the tip of the shirt sticks out of the zipper, like a penis, but made of shirt material.

Felix got dressed in such a rush that he didn't realize he had a shirt wiener; he didn't get the job.

by CandyLandy December 2, 2009

T-shirt classic

The act of stealing a T-shirt from those trampy guys who sell dodgy T-shirts outside of gigs. To achieve this objective you politely ask to try it on and then, quick as a flash, run away giggling to oneself. Shouting "booyah!" is optional.

Dude A: "Man, those T-Shirts are shit, but I can't be bothered doing any washing and need a T-Shirt for tomorrow."

Dude B: "Do a T-shirt classic!"

Dude A: "Trantastic."

by Ian Mckenna January 21, 2007

yellow skirt split

When you have sex with an asian girl with a skirt on and you have her stand on her head open her legs and you saddle her and fuck her by squatting up and down.

I heard Avery's boyfriend got her to do a yellow skirt split last night

by tedtedtedted August 27, 2009