snatchpaper

When going down on a girl that used to shave, but hasn't in a few days, the stubble becomes 'snatchpaper' and hurts the tongue.

Naomi had badddd snatchpaper, I swear I cut my tongue.

by AndySucks December 13, 2005

snatchwhistle

What proper ladies do instead of vart or queef.

"Did you just queef?"
"Don't be disgusting. That was a snatchwhistle."

by Felio August 8, 2009

Snatchophonist

Someone who plays the snatch vagina, clunge, spam purse delightfully, either via hand or mouth.

Grading the level of a snatchophonist can give more clarity when explaining the state of play to friends over dinner later.

Jamie is a grade 8 Snatchophonist on the strings. He always ends it on a high note.

by bulletproofandlime May 21, 2011

Snatchmare

An uncared for and unwanted vagina.

A vagina that once exposed will send even the most unsuitable man running.

I went to smash Jessica last night, but it was a total snatchmare down there! I couldn't do It!

Brittany had such a snatchmare! She was so cute to...

Andrea had such a snatchmare, I almost threw up!

by Grandma Meat April 21, 2017

Snatching wigs

When someone shocks you, angers you or you gets excited.

¨ Did she just- ouuu Im finna start snatching wigs.

¨ You must be snatch my wig¨

by obsessiveBTSstan November 7, 2018

Chicken Snatcher

A person who will come to your house and eat all your damn food. Everytime you want some chicken (or other foods) and your about to go get some out the fridge you remember that yerr chicken snatcher homie came over yesturday and so you sit back down on tha couch cus you know you aint got chicken in the fridge no more.

-dude, what you got to eat?-
--nuthin damn chicken snatcher came over yesturday. -
-Best be gettin a lock on ur fridge.-
--Naw man nothing stops that mofo-

by cc10154 September 8, 2009

Wallet Snatcher

A heavily made up female who is after rich men and will literally do anything to snare one. The best example of which is the standard-less Katie Price. Will do anything to succeed in the search, including being ever present in the tabloids for being a slag.

She snared another unsuspecting victim, what do they see in that wallet snatcher??

by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020