omelette smile

Omelette smiles are where the muscles of the face contract and work against each other, bunching up the face and managing a contorted smile, as to cover for the fact that someone is sexually embarrassed and wants to pass it off as if they are OK.

Chick kept lookin' in my direction, so I walked over to show her what's up. Fuck, got over there to see this bodacious omelette smile - I bet that bitch ain't been laid in 15 years.

by ecaleohs April 21, 2009

tard smile

When you smile (on the verge of laughing) in an empty room with no one around to see you do it.

Jessie was looking at some censored pictures and smiled peevishly....

TARD SMILE.

by icykittykat February 27, 2011

Fruity Smile

A Fruity Smile is when one or more gay guys cum into one dude's mouth, he then proceeds to spit it on the other two guys asses making a smiley face.

Gay Guy 1: OMG i totes love to give my boyfriend fruity smiles.

Gay Guy 2: I know i'm going to give a fruity smile to my lover for his birthday.

by Thomas Billy Faith July 2, 2011

fuck smile

The act of being fucked so good, the person has a perminate smile on their face.

Dynelle fucked me so good that I went back to the office with the biggest fuck smile on my face.

by Petepablo January 13, 2014

tard smile

Looking retarded when you smile.

That girl has a tard smile.

by BaconMastert September 23, 2016

Fart and Smile

Slang name for a grocery store chain and a fun thing to do.

I went to Fart and Smile and bought a hundred pounds of beans.

by lovetosurve October 9, 2019

smiletastic

adj. something that makes one feel pleasant

Steve's mom gives the most smiletastic hummers in the world.

by JT Dollar Sign December 31, 2003