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Dick Shaker 

A woman who is horrible at seducing.
Did you hear? Jen is a dick shaker
Dick Shaker by aaaaaamazing December 6, 2015

mcdonalds shake machine 

A legendary machine said to exist inside of a McDonalds that allegedly serves milkshakes and only works once in a blue moon. If asked about the the machine, the McDonalds employees will almost always deny the allegation and say shake machine broke.
Legend has it that long ago there existed a prosperous time in which mankind was able to enjoy milkshakes from McDonalds. And then the dark times approached, wherein teenagers who were entitled and expected 15 dollars an hour became unwilling to serve milkshakes out of sheer laziness.

Soccer Mom: "Hi! Yes, could I get a chocolate milkshake, from the mcdonalds shake machine, please?"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "Yeah uh, shake machine broke."
Soccer Mom: "Your shake machine is always 'broke'!!!"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "Well it's not going to be fixed any time soon. I am too lazy."
Soccer Mom: "You lazy son of a bitch!"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "How about some chocolate ass cream instead?"
Soccer Mom: "Up yours! Soccer moms will prevail!"

Rump Shaker 

When asked for payment, Alex replied, "do you take rump shaker?".

Stick in the shake 

Being a stick in the shake is way more irritating then dealing with a stick in the mud.
Devon: Lindsey is being such a stick in the mud....she never lets me get what I want, it's like trying to have sex with a medieval hooker......

John: Na man she's being a stick in the shake......sounds more like a pussy that way

Rio Vista Milk-Shake 

During sex while doing it doggy style, as the male comes to reach his climax and ejaculates between the womans buttcheeks, and the male spanks the womans buttox from both sides making a thick, milky mess (better after the woman takes a long poop without wiping,{the rio vista CHOCOLATE milkshake ;).})
STEVEN: Dude, my sheets are ruined from that Rio Vista Milk-Shake :)
RYAN: WOW! :) Vanilla or Chocolate
STEVEN: Smell my sheets! you tell me :)

nothing to shake your dick at 

Something that is underwhelming, not special, or "meh."
Bro: "Yo, bro! You see that girl?"

Cuz: "Yo, dawg, that ain't nothing to shake your dick at."