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Secresexual

Adjective

1. Being romantically or sexually attracted to someone where both partners know everything about each other, all secrets and stories out in the open for each other.

Noun
1. A personal romantically or sexually attracted to someone where both partners know everything about each other, all secrets and stories out in the open.
"So, do you like boys or girls?"

"I like whoever I trust with all of my secrets! I'm Secresexual after all."
by MoreFakeSexualities September 22, 2016
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Sucrets

When you give head to someone that you're too embarrassed to tell your friend about
Rather than studying, Monica found it helped to hand out sucrets to her Comp Sci 101 class.

"Hey Becky, please don't share any of my deep dark sucrets with any of our coworkers...they don't need to know I'm a hoe fo sho until the Christmas party."
by chaschaschas April 17, 2019
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Screte

Shit; feces. Short for "excrement."
"Franky left me a load of dog-screte at my front door this morning. What a cunt."
by dustBoxedNORTH September 6, 2019
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Semret

A very beautiful, young women's name. usually very thick and curvy. makes guys and girls turn heads when she enters a room. very independent and trustworthy. if you find a Semret don't let her go, she's a keeper.
guy #1: aye man what are you doing here ?

guy #2: I'm waiting for my date bro

guy #1: where she at ?
*Semret walks in and every one stares

guys#2: there she is.
by userasdas12sdsdsaf454165 June 4, 2022
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anal secretions

when i man/woman gets railed up the ass and gets the giz in there ass then it gets crusty, later when person does some sort of activity or just goes up in temperature the cum oozes out of the ass
FAG, your having anal secretions
by toto August 29, 2005
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Secretard

A secretary who is so incompetent at everything in her job description that she secretly throws people under the bus all day long because her only true skill is being a butt snorkeler.
I want to grow up to be a secretard just like her.

If only aptitude tests would offer secretard as a career option.

Secretards need not apply!
by Duh da duh December 26, 2008
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Secretism

The secretism of that dude intrigued me. He wouldn't even tell me his name.
by Esabeth Regenbogen March 20, 2010
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