The Puerto Rican Hurricane

That GIANT Shit you always have to take after eating mexican food.

lEO: the shore of my butthole has just been hit by The Puerto Rican Hurricane!

by rio vista milk-shake July 8, 2011

done a Ryan

To disappear, without trace, as if in a magic trick.

I went to the bar, turned around and and he'd done a Ryan.

by Monster_bloke September 24, 2016

afro puerto rican

A Puerto-Rican mostly of African descent, a small percent of European

Africans came to Puerto Rico with Spanish conquistadors as slaves

They make up 12% of Puerto Rico's population

(Carmelo Anthony is an example)

"You know Andre? His mom is an afro Puerto Rican."

by Hoodboi 1993 January 8, 2017

To do a Ryan

This is when a person submits a restaurant bought dish to the Official Food Group and tries to pass it off as their own.

Oh he's gone and done a Ryan there. That food's clearly from the chippy down the road. (to do a Ryan)

by Official Food Group July 19, 2020

National bully ryan day

November 7th is national bully ryan day. all because of one satire discord fight. - (youre welcome ;) — xavier)

“why is everyone targeting me today?”
“its national bully ryan day dumbass.”

by xavierlolz November 7, 2021

El Toro Ryan

El Toro Ryan (named after the famous roller coaster “El Toro”) is a YouTube channel dedicated to roller coaster content. His most popular series being his “problematic roller coasters” series or his “Coaster Idiots” series he does with his dumbass friends.

El Toro Ryan is the cringiest but best roller coaster content creator on the internet!

by ArrowCoaster47 October 30, 2022

Ryan Syndrome

The pattern of symptoms revolving around a complete and utter failure with all members of the opposite sex.

These symptoms usually include, but are not limited to:

Never getting sex,

All plans with the opposite sex fall through 99% of the time at the absolute last minute to make you feel even shittier,

Any relationship you may think you're in only lasting a maximum of two weeks,

Your partner leaving you after only a short amount of time for another person,

The new person you just went on a date with having had a guy over the night before your date,
The only people that want you live over 12 hours away,

Going out of your way to see someone who is a special person to you only to be broken up with after going through all the trouble, and
Having the previous thing happen multiple times with multiple people.

Basically having a case of Murphy's Law of the opposite sex.

How'd it go with ole girl last night? - guy2

Her sister went into labor last night so she canceled before she even met me at the theater - Ryan

Ryan Syndrome? - guy2

Ryan Syndrome - Ryan

by the woogier June 14, 2011