Vertical Rhinoceros

When two fully erect men lay on their backs, scissor their legs together until their balls touch, and a woman mouts both penises allowing for simutaneous penitration of the anus and vagina.

"I'll tell you Michael, there is no one I would rather Vertical Rhinoceros my wife with."

"I agree, your smooth shaved balls rubbing against mine really add to the experience, John."

by the band of 5 May 17, 2014

sticky rhino

When your ejaculation game is weak. The juice runs down the pipe mimicking a volcano.

Ex. Alyson-"Jevin was soo good last night. Except every time he orgasmed he gave himself a sticky rhino."

Alyson-"Jevin was soo good last night. Except every time he orgasmed he gave himself a sticky rhino.

by jevinsbusbuddyonbus9 March 31, 2015

orchard rhino

When you ram head first into the puss with an apple on your mouth. Lodging the apple up a girls vagina.

Dude I gave that bitxh Martha an orchard rhino last night. Now she needs to keep it up there so she can make an apple pussy pie.

by orangeglazeelf1234 March 19, 2016

orchard rhino

An orchard rhino is an idiot who is totally out of place and generally retarded.

This kid is trying to find soup at a hardware store. What an orchard rhino!

by buttermybuttandcallmeabiscuit April 1, 2016

rainbow rhinoceros

Is when you are having anal sex and you donkey punch your girl and the anus tightens and you rip your dick out and the skin is off and you ejaculate in her mouth.

" Bro I just had a rainbow rhinoceros last night dude!"

by The shadow June 19, 2016

Swamp Rhino

A girl that's not just ugly or fat, but both.

"I surprised that swamp rhino didn't eat you."
"Yeah, she is ok if a swamp rhino is what gets you off."

by advocates diaboli March 17, 2017

steamy rhino

When a chick is giving you head, and right before ejaculation you aim for her nostril and shoot your cream up her nose

Oh remember that chick from the bar last night? Yea while she was on her knees i gave her a steamy rhino.

by Tye gordon April 20, 2018