A guy who irritates people and swears too much. He says he is straight but we all know that is a lie . Weeb
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He's the guy you thought you loved all your life. The kind of guy who promises you the world and then pulls it from under your feet. He charms everyone so they don't see who he really is, and always makes the ladies seem like the crazy ones. He has huge bug eyes that SOMEHOW, he gets the ladies to look past.. but that's not all they look past.. also his itty bitty teeny weenie dinkie winkie.
Don't let that Robert fool you ladies. RUN!!
He's the guy you thought you loved all your life. The kind of guy who promises you the world and then pulls it from under your feet. He charms everyone so they don't see who he really is, and always makes the ladies seem like the crazy ones. He has huge bug eyes that SOMEHOW, he gets the ladies to look past.. but that's not all they look past.. also his itty bitty teeny weenie dinkie winkie.
Don't let that Robert fool you ladies. RUN!!
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Get the Robert Downey Jr. mug.An old math teacher that is obsessed with reading on tablets and trying to be with the trend.has a very ugly dog that looks like a rat and cares about his tablet more. But watch out because he might hit you with his knock off jeep also known as a veep when he is listening to his audio books
Roberts friend:Hey Robert wanna come over
Robert:ya let me finish my audio book and I’ll be right over in my veep
Robert:ya let me finish my audio book and I’ll be right over in my veep
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Get the Robert mug.There is no one quite like him. Expect the unexpected! A self-made and high-class man who has developed the strongest of characters through dedication and his remarkable passion for life. He is very smart. He is quite sharp. Independent and wild. At his core he is like a child; witty and mischievous and pure and energetic. His laugh is silly and sweet. He is tall, dark and handsome but his real beauty is in his unique presence. His swampy hazel eyes express a million beautiful things. He has great depth. He loves and strives for simplicity. He acts with impressive logic but is deceptively (and endearingly) emotional. He needs freedom and yet anchorage. Spend a few moments with him and he will make you feel warm and uplifted. Spend a few more and you might find that your life changes. Such is his power. Do not cross him though! Just as he has high standards for himself, he expects the same in those closest to him.
Person 1: There’s something indefinable about that man...
Person 2: Yeah, well, that’s Robert for ya’!
Person 2: Yeah, well, that’s Robert for ya’!
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