Queef

Slang for an old woman

"Ah Mary, she's a sweet old queef."

by Citrus.bitch March 21, 2019

Coral Queef

Noun. Describes the ecosystem that females create when they let out a queef while in a swimming pool.

"I'm so excited for prom night I almost queefed!"
"Gross, Queef Latifah. Stay away from the pool. We don't need you turning that pool into a Coral Queef."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 25, 2024

Queef

A fart coming from the vagina

Of yea mister commander and queef

by zerief dragneel October 4, 2017

Queef

a front fart

oh no! karl just queefed and called it her front fart!

by frontfartqueefer August 16, 2022

Kotal queef

When you and your girlfriend and playing mortal kombat 11 no other game and you use kotal khan and she used jade you only use the move kotal quake repeatedly until she gives up the sheet moaning of here losing should turn you on after she loses she will see your dick starting to get hard so then she rips off all her cloths and rips yours off jumps as high as she can with you still laying on the couch and spreads he legs into the splits mid air and lands on your cock making it a fatality for her vigina and your balls making it a kotal queef

Me and your girlfriend were getting it on so I put on mortal kombat and she tried fucking me so I did the only logical thing which was give her the biggest kotal queef I could

by Mr bagnudadman May 28, 2021

Queef

British slang for “fell over”

Instead of saying “Oh no! I fell!” A British person would say, “Oh no! I queefed!”

by Not.me24 January 21, 2021

Queef

When you look like captain underpants and Stewie griffin at the time

I just seen a queef

by Subby Gen boy November 16, 2025