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Queef

Water fluid coming from the viginal area
Yo bro I just queefed my pants

You are publicly arrested on this property for queefing
by Bebrbrbrb September 13, 2021
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Queef

by anonymous May 18, 2022
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Queef Baby

The vaginal flatulence often created from the unnatural mating of two creatures. Can sometimes result in a grotesque creature with tiny hands and orange hair that can then go on to be president of the United States.
Oh great now we have a queef baby as president
by Echc93 December 27, 2017
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queefed out

To avoid responsibilies by coma or other unconscious states
Rick Grimes queefed out of the first few weeks of the apocalypse.
by Dembeans May 22, 2016
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Mermaids Queef

The cool breeze that brushes past your scrotum, if you flush while sat on the toilet
Man that was a double flusher, I had to clear the breach mid drop to make space for more, Mermaids queef made my sack shrivel up like a wallnut.
by Mutterdata October 19, 2021
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roundabout queef

When you fart so forcefully and viscously that the air moves your pussy lips.
I KNOW I heard a roundabout queef I smell it too! Who did itd
by HolleauxKnight February 11, 2025
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Queef

A relief of air expelled most commonly from the female genitalia. Producing a notable and distinct sound, the loudest queef recorded was created by a Michael while powerboating the Kiskiminatis(2018). Michaels have the rare ability to queef on comand.
Michael queefed so loud it put me to sleep.
by Kerolf June 14, 2018
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