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Pumpkin punch

When a person grabs a mans balls and squeezes them, till they become one or look like a pumpkin. and then punch em in the pumpkin.
My wife got pissed when I donkey punched her so she turned around and pumpkin punched me.
by dvlwmn January 5, 2010
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Dunch Punch

A female version of the donkey punch. The woman immobilizes a man by way of dunch scrunch and punching him until he is unconscious.
Guy 1: "Holly shit! How did you get that black eye?"
Guy 2: "I called my wife a fat whore during sex and she dunch punched me."
Guy 3: "Sheeeeeeeeiiiiiit."
by hey biznitches April 13, 2010
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Louisiana Ute Punch

A mythically amazing sexual maneuver. The first step is to engage in such violent anal sex that the penis tears through the anus and uterus walls. Now, with part of the penis inside the uterus, the "puncher" proceeds to fist the "punchee" with such force that his hand passes through the cervix and into the uterus. At this point he masturbates himself to climax.
I hate that bitch so much. If I ever got with her I'd try to give her a Louisiana Ute Punch.
by DMS himself March 6, 2009
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punch a grogan

To defecate, to crap. Another way of saying, "to take a dump".
by MTB June 24, 2006
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Punch up

When a boxer or person is able to fight above their weight class or if a person is able to take on or accomplish things out side their class.
Nick is a middle weight but he hits so hard he can punch up and fight heavy weight too.
by Oneofidiots December 5, 2017
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i punch different strokes for different folks

meaning you do or say certain things for certain people
"some people walk, some people run, i punch different strokes for different folks"
by charlotte * June 20, 2006
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Snookie Punch

To punch an annoying girl in the face unexpectedly.

Coined in 2009 on the MTV reality series "Jersey Shore" when female cast member Snookie was surprisingly punched in the face at a bar by a male patron being pestered by her.
I'm going to Snookie Punch this chick if she doesn't shut up.
by snipes2002 January 21, 2010
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