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potato cobbler 

1. n. - any woman's large posterior (note: not just the ass) which is "sprinkled", well-incorporated, to rife with cellulite(aka cottage cheese); it sometimes running down the back of the thigh, calf, and cankles...also above the waist on the severely depressing; not necessarily a death sentence if they meet a guy that enjoys the nuanced texture of a matured and bountiful topography

2. variant: n. - "sweetpotato cobbler" - for those that wish to make a racial or skin-tone distinction between one type of cobbler and another
I ate through that potato cobbler like I was on death row!

I was at the beach and some SSBBWs, BBWs and their comparatively petite frump and plumper friends were all in bikinis...a total potato cobbler buffet. ...and I dug in. Back for thirds, even.
potato cobbler by sadjitarius March 23, 2008
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pink potato 

a pink potato is a person who thinks ther penis is larger than everyone else and are always big headed about stuff
ah he such a pink potato aint he

Sexy potatoes 

A group of friends who are not particularly attractive, but think each other are beautiful.
Ann, Maddy, and Ai are sexy potatoes.
Sexy potatoes by Aisuuu November 11, 2012

Potatoes 

Jezuz! look at the size of his potatoes!
Potatoes by Big Homie 73 August 2, 2019

ass potatoes 

inserting a potato in the rectum during intercourse
"I can't wait to to give you the ass potatoes"
ass potatoes by noraptors January 9, 2012

Potatobug Split 

The potatobug is a sexual position where the woman's legs are completely bent back and up over her head, making her look like a rolled up potatobug while the guy has sex with her from the front, leaning on the back her extended legs.
He had me in a potatobug split position and could get deeper than ever.
Potatobug Split by Lee May 13, 2005

potato neckless 

Did you see that gabblejacker?
I loaded her coal hole then finished her with a steaming,cornfilled potato neckless!
potato neckless by solomonk3 March 28, 2008