Pastor Porkchop

A Pastor just telling bits & pieces of the Bible. Not telling the parts that was taken out.

So why didn't Carleska go to church today?

She doesn't need to hear that stuff that Pastor Porkchop say. Maybe she didn't want to go she doesn't have to explain her reasons.

by Shek Dawg 98 September 27, 2020

porking the bone

taking the act of necrophilia too far and having sex with skeletal remains.

he dug her up and just started porking the bone. what the actual fuck?

by prange November 12, 2010

Porky Pigging

The act of wearing a top (shirt), and no bottoms. To be nude from the waist down.

If you scare someone by being completely naked, you can still be porky pigging, and get the "job" done.

by jhorror November 28, 2012

PORKZILLA

A PUTRID SMELLING BEAST WITH A GUNT, HORRIBLE LOOKING WOMAN WITH A GROTESQUE GUNT THAT HAS A TERRIBLE ODOR PERMEATING THE AREA, ITS GUNT JUICE IS UDED TO MAKE PEPPER SPRAY

HOLY SHIT!!! ITS PORKZILLA ,,, RESPIRATORS ,, QUICK !!!!

by Dpcx Alpha Male September 2, 2009

donkey porker

Someone who repeatedly has sexual intercourse with a donkey. Or a synonym for dumbass, moron, retard, asshole, jerk, or bastard.

"What a donkey porker you are, Hanley!"

by Merchant August 31, 2005

porky pies

Porky pies rhymes with lies - Cockney rhyming slang.

You tellin' me porky pies?
You tellin' me porkies?

by Karan "Pin" Saroj December 9, 2004

porkable

One who is sexually attractive.

That babe by the bar is totally porkable, man!

by Tailspin October 18, 2003