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Adjective; a powerful slang word to describe something you are violently obsessed with. It is not just something addictive, but it’s something you need like oxygen, it’s iconic, addictive, and deeply personal to you. Always goes after a noun.
House M.D. is so poon I might pass out.
Boba tea? Literally poon.

Nate in Gossip Girl? SO POON.
by JpoonJ123 June 26, 2025
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The Poon Tomb

A place where the pussy is laid to rest, or frequently killed.
Took Martha to the Poon Tomb last night...
by Thetoledotootsieroll July 10, 2025
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Pooning

(Verb) The act of absolutely doming someone in the head with a Harpoon.
"I Just absolutely Pooned that shitter!"
"I got so many kills pooning on PF yesterday, they call me the Poonmaster"
by The Poonmaster September 14, 2025
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boon poon

A derogatory term for black (specifically subsaharan descent) womans gentials. It has a similar entomology to sheboon (with the root word being baboon).
I need boon poon. I have jungle fever
by Larguslargus January 17, 2025
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poon

used to describe a vape or other electronic nicotine vaping device.
by rvvv January 26, 2025
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poon

used to describe a vape or other electronic nicotine device
i can’t find my poon!”
by rvvv January 26, 2025
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Camp Lejeune Poon

A vagina that can cause health problems. Like one ridden with hpv that can lead to you developing a brain tumor like that guy in the 60s who was stationed at Camp Lejeune and decided to blast mfs from a clock tower.
Dude I'm sick.

Maybe it's from that Camp Lejeune Poon.
by september11th2000-fun February 19, 2025
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