Poon

Very good at clicking and missing circles

The poon is a choker

by Kofferkind June 12, 2018

Poon

1. Poon: A pussy
2. Poon: Goofy

I call people Poon Squad Leaders Poon Mascots Poon Gang Poon Ass Boyz or Girlz Poon Ass Nigga Poon Squad Poon Punes Poon Face Poon Mentality Fucken Poon Ignorant Poon

I asked my boss for a raise but he being a poon right now!

The captin of the team is acting like a Poon Squad Leader; with his leadership in Poonism! Lmfao

by jamaculent June 24, 2019

Poon Price

Or "pussy price" or "pp"

The opportunity cost of acquiring "poontang"

Micro factors include:
- Distance of travel
- Circumference of poontang o 0 O

"She lives in Oslo bro, is the poon price worth it?! You could be chilling with us, and maybe even find some hot local singles in your area."

by Narcissus Flower August 27, 2015

Failed Poon

The failure to receive poon. Poon is vagina. Failed Poon is to get no poon or shitty poon.

Danny Divito got some failed poon last night. I tried to help

by papabearmustache January 13, 2011

Poon Shield

Someone who sheilds themself from oppurtunies of getting some poontang making themself poons

Dean stop shielding the poon


stop being such a poon shield u poon

by fRRRb66 February 25, 2009

Poon Chute

An Oklahoman term for the urethra of a phallus.

“Billy docked his peen in Todd’s poon chute.”

by SWERVOPTIMUS August 13, 2021

poon mountain

Party boots

“I can’t find my poon mountains!”

by Poon Joyce Mountain April 24, 2023