Harry Potter glasses

When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of Harry's glasses while climaxing and simultaneously yelling EXPELLIARMUS! Then you steal her broom as you run out of the house to make a quick getaway!

Brett was at the zoo, and the sight of ape shit made him give his girlfriend Harry Potter glasses.

by Jerry’s kids January 25, 2022

yn_potter.neville__

yn_potter.neville__ Is a tik toker who makes wattpad books one Neville Longbottom and one about James potter

yn_potter.neville__ Is my favourite tiktoker

yn_potter.neville__ Needs to put out parts of her books one after another who is with me

by Shaylashat January 27, 2022

Harry Potter

My man, Calendario

Harry Potter hooked me up 3ith Ravenclaw. Ask Amine

by ElectraHerz February 2, 2022

Harry Potter

*insert Hegwig's Theme*

OMG Harry Potter is so cute

by Luna Serenity December 10, 2021

Harry Potter

An orphan boy with magical powers.

"Holy cricket, you're Harry Potter!"

by grey phrog February 9, 2022

Harry Potter

That one book series Millennials and Some of Gen Z based their entire personality off of when they were like 8.

A: I love Harry Potter!
B: when did you read it?
A: when I was 8!
B: what?
A: yeah the whole series and all the movies
B: what the fu-

by LowYummy February 26, 2022

Harry Potter

Books that every child has read in some point in time. Butterbeer, robes, Wattpad stories about Draco Malfoy, Fan Fics, wands, patronus, etc.

Me: Have you read Harry Potter?
Friend: No
Me: *wacks friend with a rolled up paper*

by simisim21 February 27, 2022