Purple Headed Pimple

Alternative name for the end of man's penis (dick, prick, cock), especially when errect. ie. about to "pop".
Synonyms: Glans, knob, head, bell structure, helmet etc.

Man, if this chick doesn't stop teasing, i'm going to need time alone with a box of tissues and a jar of vasoline.......i'm going to pop the 'purple headed pimple'

by R1 2004 September 6, 2007

based_and_ancap_pilled

A person with good views but is British so that invalidates any views

That person is so based_and_ancap_pilled

by I hate British people October 7, 2020

pipe fitters

a well shaped set of lips on a woman that are most appropriate for performing oral sex on a male's penis

that Anglina Jolie has a real set of pipe fitters

by soprano-line thief April 23, 2004

Pile-Driving Posse

A group of gay people who perform anal sex on ech other.

Miles is part of a pile-driving posse.

by The good son October 23, 2002

steaming pile of cock

This is when someone is tricked into looking at anothers large flacid cock and balls in a cold environment. The owner of the pile of cock must first engage in a physical activity to ensure that his cock and balls are hot sweaty and steaming. This can be achieved by playing table tennis with a few friends.

I was tricked into coming into the meat freezer when I was met by a huge steaming pile of cock.

by Da Sak September 8, 2006

Columbus Pipe Cleaner

Sexual move in which one sticks one fist in the vagina and the other fist in the rectum and makes a thrusting motion in and out with each arm.

Jan was feeling a little backed up so Joe gave her a columbus pipe cleaner.

by Richard Starkey December 20, 2006

hit the pipe

Smoking ganja

Let's go hit the pipe.

by kewlcanon22 June 17, 2013