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period

shes on here period so leave her the fuck alone
by onmyperiodrn October 25, 2022
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period burp

Look at her pants, Hannah definitely had a period burp.
by rebecca berk October 9, 2020
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periodness

adj.

pronunciation: period(ness)

All the extra s**t her uterus puts out into the universe. A cloud of "F**k you" rolls around the profane creature, creating loathing and repugnance in whatever room the uterus-holder may be in. While 'period' describes the actual process, 'periodness' describes that extra that she exudes that you can't quite describe or put your finger on, but that you wish, with every fiber of your being, that you did not have to be with behind enemy lines for the next seven to fourteen days, ducking in and out of various rooms of the residence to avoid the walking hatebox.
Suzy asked if I was going to come to bed tonight, but I told her I am sleeping on the couch until all of her periodness has evaporated from her system.
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Period ah Period uh

Will: I got a new pair of shoes from Gucci
Dale, that is so period ah period uh
by Slaybestie October 25, 2022
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Periods

The most annoying thing women go through every month if they don't get pregnant. The cramps feel like being kicked in the groin repeatedly. On top of the pain, women also bleed for a week or so as the uterus sheds its lining. If a woman has endometriosis, then that week she'll be in moderate/severe pain and have heavy bleeding. Women will generally avoid swimming if tampons cause discomfort. They will also avoid wearing light colored/white pants, dresses, skirts, underwear, jumpsuits, and rompers incase there's a leak. The blood that comes out also smells bad, so a woman might smell a bit rank during that week. There have been women who've BEGGED doctors for a hysterectomy, but doctors won't do it because of the stupid notion that all women should have children when there's already more than enough people on the planet.
I want a hysterectomy so I won't have periods anymore, but I'm forced to suffer despite not wanting to have children because the government forces the doctor to say no. All of my underwear have embarrassing brown stains from dried blood. If I go a month without my birth control, I'll be in agony and have heavy bleeding because I might have endometriosis. My life is hell.
by Failurebitch March 11, 2025
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Period

To end a sentence or something bitchs say 24/7
by that basicb!tch January 25, 2023
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Boy period

When a dude has mood swings, irritability and other psychological symptoms commonly affiliated with periods for no known reason whatsoever
Bro's Bro: Dude holy hell, your so useless hit your shots, We are gonna die?
Bro: Are you on your boy period?
Bro's Bro: Fuck, Im dead, what are you on about you mentally underdeveloped useless idiot, go be useful for crying out loud, I died because of you????!!!
Bro: He's on his Boy period
by Repic January 3, 2025
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