splash painting

Pinterest art created with bodily fluids and sold as professional painting. Fecal, semen, spit, and vaginally secreted fluids on canvas, walls and entire houses.

That splash painting sold for 10k and was total shit, I think it is called vaginitis surf prep.

by Jambox2020 December 21, 2020

Wet Ass Painting

I used too much water for my painting

Person: why did you usenso much water for your painting?
Me: thats a wet ass painting.

by Coolestpersonintheworld7759 April 13, 2021

The Jakey Paint

When painting over badly chipped nails to look classier.

"Ew Hazel you can't go out with your nails rotten like that, you look like a tinker!"
"I have no time Ashleigh, how are we supposed to make the taxi to head to the club!?!?"
"Quick Jakey Paint in the taxi will sort you out"
"Ahh The Jakey Paint, what a life saver"

by Ashaalee95 May 3, 2013

Painted

A person who has been marked out to be an individual attracted to or having attempted to be in relations with a child (pedophile)

That Aaron is painted.

by Swede12345 June 26, 2021

up in the paint

used in basketball, when someone dunks with opposing playerS trying to block it.

speaker 1: this boy bouta get killed

speaker 2: nah man he's going up in the paint

by lilpinkboi April 18, 2019

Finger Painting

FINGER PAINTING. the act of putting 3 fingers in a woman's vagina and aggressively thrusting them in and out until the fluids therein become milky. then smearing the all over them woman's face like war paint.

"Haw's stuff with Sharron going Bert?"
"Oh mate. she is Filth!!! I was Finger Painting her up like a damn da Vinci last night!"
"NOPICE!"

by Quag Norris July 28, 2018

wicked paint

The only place that consistently puts out the baddest custom paint you've ever seen! Highly skilled in every aspect he can lay down the deepest Kandy colors with amazing artwork and a mirror finish.

Take your shit to Wicked Paint if you want it to look crazy af..

by Kdogg7769 December 20, 2016